有關最好笑的英語小笑話

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：一塊還是兩塊?

　　Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

　　 a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

　　顧客：服務員，我盤子裡怎麼只有一塊肉?

　　服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。

　　：當場擒獲小偷

　　A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen,"said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy thewatch, and we forget about this?"

　　The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This isa little more than I intended to spend.Can you show me something less expensive?"

　　一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一隻手錶的時候被當場擒獲。“聽著，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這隻表買下，然後我們就當什麼也沒發生，你看怎樣?”

　　經理表示同意，然後列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說道：“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點。你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。"

　　：打獵祕籍

　　Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out,you shoot."

　　Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow myadvice?" Ivan asks.

　　"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

　　"And what came out?"

　　"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."

　　兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一隻巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮!”

　　“你是如何發現這麼大的熊的?”謝爾蓋問道。

　　“很簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前並吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”

　　幾周後，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議?”伊凡問。

　　“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前並吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。

　　“出來了什麼?”

　　“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”