八年級英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話可以讓生活永遠充滿浪漫。喜歡笑的人，生活一定是開心的，浪漫的，你也來看笑話吧，你的生活會永遠浪漫的。 小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。”

　　"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”

　　篇二

　　Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

　　小男孩：爸爸，我想結婚。

　　Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

　　爸爸打趣地問道：噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?

　　Little boy: Grandma.

　　小男孩：奶奶。

　　Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

　　爸爸：等一下，你認為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?

　　Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

　　小男孩：為什麼不?你娶了我的媽媽。

　　篇三

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來,”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說.

　　"When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　“我說‘下午好’,本科生們回答說‘下午好’.研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上.”