有關八年級英語小笑話大全

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　　有關八年級英語小笑話：2加4也得6

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”

　　有關八年級英語小笑話：回答第一個問題最先回家

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.”

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。”

　　The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.

　　第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂塗

　　He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ”

　　他非常生氣地問：“誰塗的? 請站起來。”

　　“It' s me，”said Bob，

　　鮑勃說：“先生，是我”

　　“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　“現在我可以回家了，再見。”

　　有關八年級英語小笑話：哪隻是燕子哪隻是麻雀

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。