初級英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。生活不能太拘謹，生活需要浪漫，多看笑話可以使我們的性格永遠開朗。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Cat and Mice

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend.

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm soscared! This cat is to catch them."

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

　　布朗夫人去拜訪一位朋友，她拿著一個頂部扎滿了小眼兒的盒子。

　　“盒子裡裝的是什麼?”朋友問道。

　　“一隻小貓，”布朗夫人回答說，“你知道我晚上睡覺總夢見老鼠，我非常害怕。這隻貓可以抓住那些老鼠。”

　　“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友說。

　　“小貓也是假想的。”布朗夫人小聲說道。

　　：尷尬的搭訕

　　awkward dating

　　When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom wasflattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.

　　在湯姆工作的大樓裡有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有些受寵若驚，因為這位小姐看上去至少比他年輕15歲。

　　One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are yousingle?"

　　一天她又對湯姆招手並示意湯姆過去。於是湯姆走了過去。她問道，“您現在是單身嗎?”

　　"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

　　“對，是單身，”湯姆滿臉堆笑的說。

　　"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

　　“我母親也是，”她說，“您願不願意見見她?”

　　：鬧饑荒的原因

　　In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，"Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."

　　在一次宴會上，一個資本家用遺憾的目光上下打量著瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯納，一本正經地說：“看看你的模樣，真叫人以為英國人都在捱餓。”

　　Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，"But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."

　　肖伯納審視著大腹便便的資本家說：“但是，我一見到你，就知道英國正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”