小學五年級英語小笑話

　　在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：The Climate of New Zealand

　　紐西蘭的氣候

　　Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

　　老師：馬修，紐西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?

　　Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

　　馬修：先生，那裡的天氣很冷。

　　Teacher: Wrong.

　　老師：錯了。

　　Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

　　馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。

　　：得收二十五美元

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了

　　：賺了一塊兩毛五

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。