對話型的簡單英語小笑話

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is smalland cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一隻企鵝吧。”

　　篇二

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

　　Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

　　Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。

　　他問：“主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”

　　男子又問：“那一百萬年呢?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”

　　最後男子請求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”

　　篇三

　　Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

　　John: How is that?

　　Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

　　傑克：我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。

　　約翰：這是怎麼回事呢?

　　傑克：因為音樂課使我們只用半價就買下了鄰居的房子。