有趣簡單英語小笑話

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautifulnecklace.

　　When she woke up,she told her husband,"I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.What do you think it could mean?"

　　"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

　　On Valentine's Day,the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

　　Excitedly,she opened it,only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

　　情人節前一天,一個女人做了個項鍊的夢.

　　當她醒來,她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢到你情人節給了我一根珍珠項鍊.你說那是什麼含義呢?”.

　　“到情人節那天你就會知道了.”他笑著說.

　　情人節那天,男人給了他老婆一個禮盒.

　　她很興奮地開啟,看到的卻是一本書,書名是《夢的解析》

　　The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.?

　　? As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to ?sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congreg

　　ation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be ?seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want

　　to be with the devil, please rise."?

　　? Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in ?the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it

　　looks like you and me are the only ?ones for it."

　　牧師非常生氣，因為總有一個人在他說教時打瞌睡。一個星期天，正當坐在前排的那個人又在瞌睡時，牧師決定要好好教育他一下，讓他不要再在佈道時睡覺。於是他低聲對信徒們說：“想去天堂的人，都請站

　　起來吧。”所有的人都站了起來——當然，除了那個打瞌睡的人。在低聲說過請坐後，牧師高聲喊道：“想去下地獄的人請站起來!”打瞌睡的人被這突然的喊叫聲驚醒了，他站了起來。看到牧師高站在教壇上，正

　　生氣的看著他。?這個人說道：“噢，先生，我不知道我們在選什麼，但看上去只有你和我是候選人.

　　It was at a five o’clock tea. A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness.

　　“So good of you to come， Mr.Jones，and where is your brother?”

　　“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it.”

　　“How nice!And so original， too! And you won?”

　　“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost.”

　　五點鐘，下午茶的時間，一個年輕人因為遲到向女主人致歉。

　　“您能來可真好，瓊斯先生，您的兄弟在哪兒呢?”

　　“您知道我們在辦公室裡有非常忙，我們倆只能來一個，所以就擲幣來決定由誰來。”