關於英語幽默笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　What Will Be the Headline

　　When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbedthe animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated theman and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by KillingVicious Animal. "

　　The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

　　"Well, then," the reporter said, the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by KillingDog. '"

　　"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

　　"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read ,'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'"

　　標題是什麼

　　一位男子在喬治亞州的麥根城遇到一條狗在襲擊一個男孩。他敏捷地用兩手卡住了狗的脖子並掐死了它。一位記者目睹了這件事，向這位男子表示祝賀並說次日的新聞標題將是：“本地男子殺惡畜救孩童”。

　　然而，這位英雄卻告訴記者他不是麥根人。

　　“那麼，”記者說，“標題可能為‘喬治亞男子殺狗救孩童’”.

　　“實際上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”

　　“這樣的話，”記者怒氣衝衝地說，“標題將是‘北方佬殺死家庭愛犬’”

　　篇2

　　I'm a police officer

　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by twoferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they toreout into the yard.

　　Thinking quickly, Jack, stepped into the house, closing the door tightly behind him. " It's allright, ma'am," he reassured the homeowner " I'm a police officer."

　　"Not a very brave one," 'she observed.

　　我是警察

　　在我丈夫傑克還是警察的時候，一次他走近有兩隻惡狗看守的庭院。那兩隻狗奮力地撲抓紗門，把門弄開了並衝到院子裡。

　　傑克反應迅速，三步並兩步地跨入房子裡，牢牢地關上身後的門。“沒事了，女士，”他安慰家主道，“我是警察。”

　　“可不是很勇敢的一個。”她淡淡地說。

　　篇3

　　A Tough Teacher

　　A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around theupper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he wasassigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdyclassroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tieflap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through histie into his chest.

　　He had no trouble with discipline that term.

　　強悍的教師

　　我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開學的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀律的班級。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子儘可能大地開啟。就在這時，一陣強風把他的領帶吹得飄起來。為了固定領帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個大頭釘透過領帶砸入他的胸膛。

　　那學期在他的課上，沒有不守紀律的。