四年級英文小笑話短文
笑話作為民間口頭創作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現實、民族心態及價值觀。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!
篇1
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
父親:噢,傑克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
傑克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢,是不是?
篇2
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛,一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們為什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好,因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
篇3
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道,我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。
篇4
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajoreservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.
在美國國家航天局準備阿波羅航天計劃時,他們讓宇航員們去亞利桑那州納瓦夥族保留區進行訓練。某天,一位納瓦夥族老人和他兒子遇見正在岩石間穿行的航空工作人員。
The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:
老人問了航天局人員一個問題,但他只會說納瓦夥族語,兒子幫他進行了翻譯:
"What are these guys in the big suits doing?"
“這些穿著厚重衣服的傢伙在幹嘛?”
One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayedthis comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.
一個宇航員說他們正為去月球進行訓練。當兒子傳達給老人後,老人非常興奮地問道能否請宇航員們為他向月球傳遞一條訊息。
A NASA official said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. But he refused.
航天局官員回答:“當然可以啦!”並吩咐下屬拿來錄音機。老人的留言非常簡短,航天局官員問老人的兒子可否告訴他們老人說了什麼,但他拒絕了。
Finally, an official government translator was summoned. The translator relayed the message:
最後,他們請來了一位政府翻譯員,他轉述道:
"Watch out for these fellows! They have come to steal your land."
“小心這些傢伙!他們來搶你們的領土了。”