關於英文笑話小故事大全
英語笑話並不是中文笑話的翻版,因為面對同一則笑話,有可能外國人哈哈大笑而中國人卻無動於衷,英語笑話中的幽默其實也是我們融入另一種文化的視窗。小編分享關於英文笑話小故事，希望可以幫助大家!
關於英文笑話小故事：Saving Lives
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
救人
在聖路易斯的一所醫學院預科大學，學生必須修一門很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個特別複雜的概念，一個學生粗魯地打斷他的話，問道：“為什麼我們一定要學這種東西?”
“為了救人。”教授很快回答，繼續講課。幾分鐘後，那個學生再次大聲堅持：“那麼物理怎麼救人呢?”教授回答：“它通常可以把你這種笨蛋趕出醫學院。”
關於英文笑話小故事：What Does She See in Him?
A husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. The wife said, “Yes, of course I would! Not so much to find out about the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you!”
優點待查
有一天晚上，一對夫婦正看著電視，劇中的老婆僱用一個私家偵探跟蹤她的先生，看看他是否對她不忠。先生問太太說，她是否也會這樣做?太太說：「是!當然會，但不是為了找出另一個女人是誰，而是為了檢視看到底她看中你哪一點?」
關於英文笑話小故事：你輸了
On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad，and presently said：
“Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.”
The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following：
“Dear Tom，
“It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”
你輸了
放學回到家裡，十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個大大的驚奇——一個嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興，馬上說：
“爸爸，你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”
父親被這話感動了，他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具，她的哥哥住在學校裡。後來，想知道她是怎麼報告這個訊息的，他找機會讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時，他差點兒驚呆了：
“親愛的湯姆：
“今天結果出來了，你輸了;是個男孩。”
關於英文笑話小故事：What time is it now?
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
"Just do it," insisted the first.
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"
現在幾點了?
兩個男孩子在後院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。於是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”
“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。
“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。
兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道：“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”
關於英文笑話小故事：I am a Busy Man
One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."
Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.
"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.
"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."
我是個忙人
有一天，一群頑皮的孩子想捉弄他，便對他說：“那樹上有鳥蛋，請你替我們拿下來好嗎?我們爬不上去。”他不想使孩子們失望，便準備爬上樹去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上，這群頑皮的小鬼一定會把靴子拿走，於是他先把靴子系在腰帶上，然後開始爬樹。 孩子們齊聲說：“我們會替你保管好你的靴子的。”
他回答道：“謝謝你們，不必了。我是個忙人。替你們取到蛋後，我就要沿著樹頂走回家的。”