關於初中英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編整理了關於初中英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於初中英文笑話：Clever Dog

　　A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl***嚎叫*** along dismally***沉悶地*** .

　　Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

　　關於初中英文笑話：The value of a second language

　　A mother mouse was out for a stroll***漫步，閒逛*** with her babies when she spotted a catcrouched***蹲伏，蜷縮*** behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

　　Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

　　Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

　　關於初中英文笑話：Three Turtles 三隻烏龜

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧。”

　　最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應說。

　　兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”

　　關於初中英文笑話：A lonely frog

　　A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

　　His Personal Psychic***靈媒，巫師*** Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

　　The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"

　　"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks***呱呱叫*** .

　　"No," says the psychic, "In biology class."

　　關於初中英文笑話：Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠與籠子

　　One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large***詳盡的，未被捕的*** and they again raised the cage to three meters.

　　Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about***著手做，四處走動*** . They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

　　Later a giraffe***長頸鹿*** , while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, "Do you think they will go on raising your cage?"

　　"Hard to say," said a kangaroo, "if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door."