關於普通英文笑話閱讀

  笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。小編精心收集了關於普通英文笑話,供大家欣賞學習!

  關於普通英文笑話篇1

  Colloquium announcement:

  討論會公告:

  Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.

  研究結果表明一個人來到世上的最初五分鐘是最危險的。

  Hand-written note underneath:

  下面卻有一行手寫的便條:

  The last five minutes aren't so hot either.

  一個人在這世上的最後五分鐘也不好受。

  關於普通英文笑話篇2

  Q:Why did the blind man give up skydiving?

  問:為什麼盲人會害怕跳傘?

  A:It was scaring the hell out of his dog.

  答:因為跳傘會把他們的狗嚇得魂飛魄散。

  關於普通英文笑話篇3

  Scene一A grade one classroom on a warm summer afternoon.

  場景:夏天一個炎熱的下午,一年級的教室裡。

  Teacher: We are going to have a spelling competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a word correctly can go home early. We’11 start with Mary. What did you do at lunchtime?

  老師問:“今天下午我們來進行一場拼詞比賽。誰能準確無誤地拼出一個單詞就可以早回家了。我們先從瑪莉開始,你午飯時間去幹什麼了?”

  Mary: I played in the sandpit.

  瑪莉回答:“我在沙坑裡玩。”

  Teacher: Mary, can you spell "pit?"

  老師說:“瑪莉你可以拼寫‘沙坑’這個詞嗎?”

  Mary: P …I … T?

  瑪莉: "P. . . I. . . T?"

  Teacher: Very good,you may go. Now Tommy , what did you do at lunch?

  老師:“非常好,你可以走了。現在輪到湯米了,你午飯時間都幹什麼了?”

  Tommy: I was playing with my toy car.

  湯米:“我在玩我的玩具車。”

  Teacher: Tommy,can you spell "car"?

  老師:“那你會拼‘車’這個詞嗎?”

  Tommy: C…A …R

  湯米:"C. . . A. . . R"

  Teacher: Very good,you may go. Now Johnny, why are you crying?

  老師:“非常好,你也可以走了。下一個,約翰尼,你為什麼哭呀?”

  Johnny***sniff***: Because Tommy and Mary wouldn’t play with me at lunchtime, just because I'm black.

  約翰尼***抽泣***:“湯米和瑪莉都不和我玩,就因為我是個黑人。”

  Teacher: My God. That's racial prejudice. Johnny,can you spell "racial prejudice?"

  老師:“上帝呀,這簡直就是種族歧視,好了約翰尼,你能把‘種族歧視’拼出來嗎?”