適合少兒的英語笑話精選

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編分享適合少兒的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　適合少兒的英語笑話：比一下其他?

　　Compare other things?

　　Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.

　　Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?

　　Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

　　兒子：媽媽，John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。

　　媽媽：你只關心這個嗎?不會比一下其它東西?

　　兒子：有啊，他媽媽比你漂亮。

　　適合少兒的英語笑話：好客

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　適合少兒的英語笑話：Akimbo ***叉腰***

　　Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae***蟬***. Habitually she rubbed her grease fingers on her real silk short gown. I held back ***阻擋*** her from doing it: " What do you want to do?" She was immediately on to ***意識***her blame, replied at ease***從容***: " I' m akimbo."

　　像大多數別的小孩一樣，兩歲艾咪麗雅不愛洗手，吃東西弄髒手，隨便在身上一抹就得了。一天我正陪她吃炸知了，她手上的油多了，便習慣地往真絲小褂子上蹭，我阻止道：“你想幹什麼?”她馬上意識到問題所在，從容答道：“我叉腰。”

　　適合少兒的英語笑話：An Exceptional Phenomenon***罕見***

　　4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled ***攀爬，爭搶*** for toys. His mum told him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your ***cousin*** sister. You should give ground to her. ” Begin thought a little but maintained***堅持*** : “ My sister must give ground to me when she grows older than I.” His uncle around overheard and said : “Such a thing hardly occurs.”

　　四歲的貝京和小妹妹爭玩具。媽媽對他說：“你大，你是哥哥，要讓著小妹妹點兒。” 貝京想了想，堅持說：“等妹妹長得比我大了，她也得讓著我。”姨夫在一旁聽了說：“這種情況相當罕見。

　　適合少兒的英語笑話：Kid wisdom

　　HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

　　You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.- Alan, age 10

　　HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

　　You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.- Derrick, age 8

　　WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

　　Both don't want any more kids.- Lori, age 8

　　WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

　　Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.- Lynnette, age 8

　　WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

　　When they're rich.- Pam, age 7

　　IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

　　It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.- Anita, age 9

　　HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

　　There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?- Kevin, age 8

　　HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

　　Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.- Ricky, age 10