有關英文小笑話及翻譯欣賞

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。本文是有關英文小笑話及翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關英文小笑話及翻譯：What did you do? 你做了什麼呢

　　Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar***電車*** this morning, the conductorcame along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.

　　Boy: Well,what did you do ?

　　Girl: I looked at him as if I had.

　　女孩：今天早上我坐電車到市中心時，售票員走過來並注視著我，好像我沒有付車錢一樣。

　　男孩：嗯，那你怎麼辦呢?

　　女孩：我也注視著她，就好像我付了車費一樣。

　　有關英文小笑話及翻譯：Bargain 討價還價

　　An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?"

　　"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen." "I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven."

　　"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."

　　一位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進一家商店。

　　她問店員：“這東西要多少錢?”

　　“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。”老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”

　　店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”

　　“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”

　　有關英文小笑話及翻譯：The Doctor Knows Better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　一個男人在街上被計程車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”

　　醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”

　　聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”

　　妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”

　　有關英文小笑話及翻譯：The poor husband 可憐的丈夫

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the mancomplained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，“她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。”

　　有關英文小笑話及翻譯：I am the baby's aunt! 我是孩子的小姨!

　　Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered. "What? ...But why?" "Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you." The woman reluctantly took off her clothes. The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!" The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"

　　一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。醫生問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊? 婦人：吃母乳! 醫生：那請你把衣服脫下來。 婦人：啊?為什麼? 醫生：請你不用緊張，這裡是婦產科，絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。 婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。 醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。對這婦人說：難怪BABY會營養不良，你根本就沒有母乳嘛! 婦人：廢話!我當然沒有母乳，我是BABY的小姨!