有關英語版的笑話閱讀

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　　有關英語版的笑話：Saving lives

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

　　"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

　　A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

　　"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.

　　有關英語版的笑話：How you made your grandmother glad

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've made someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that?"

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad!'"

　　有關英語版的笑話：Ashamed soldier

　　Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.

　　One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!

　　Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

　　Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?

　　He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.

　　有關英語版的笑話：My baby swallowed a bullet

　　Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do?"

　　Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

　　有關英語版的笑話：Why women talk more than man

　　A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.

　　She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

　　He said, "What?"