優秀的英語兒童笑話閱讀

　　看英語作文簡單很無聊?沒關係，小編今天就給大家帶來了英語的笑話，供大家閱讀和學習

　　英語笑話一

　　In a darkest night, a policeman watches a staggering man trying in vain to unlock a door. “Is this your home ?” the policeman asks.

　　在一個漆黑的夜晚，一名警察看到一個醉醺醺的男人怎麼也打不開門。“這是你家嗎?”警察問。

　　“Sure, I’ll prove it to you if you help me.” Inside, the man explains, “You see, this is my bedroom. And this is my wife.”

　　“當然，如果你幫我，我將證明給你看。”走進屋裡，那人說：“你瞧，這是我的臥室，這是我太太。”

　　“And who is the man next to her?” the policeman wants to know.

　　“那她身邊的男人是誰?”警察想知道。

　　英語笑話二

　　The manager of a shop was yelling at one of his staff.

　　商店的經理正在訓斥一名員工。

　　“I saw you arguing with a customer,” he said crossly. “Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?”

　　“我看見你和一個顧客吵架，” 他非常惱火地說，“請你記住，在我的店裡，顧客永遠是對的。你懂嗎?”

　　“Yes, sir,” said the assistant. “The customer is always right.”

　　“是的，先生，顧客永遠是對的。”

　　Now what were you arguing about?”

　　店員說。“那你剛才和他吵什麼?”

　　Well sir, he said you were an idiot.”

　　“噢，先生，他說你是個白痴。”

　　英語笑話三

　　A fruit vendor in Philippines sold a watermelon to a woman and assured her that it was very sweet because it was red inside.

　　在菲律賓。 一個女人從一個水果商那裡買了一個西瓜，水果商向她保證這個西瓜非常甜，因為是紅瓤的。

　　As she rode home on a bicycle, the vehicle skidded and the watermelon fell to the street and broke open, the woman was surprised to see that the fruit was pale pink but not red. So she returned with it to the vendor and complained loudly. “Madam,” replied the vendor, “when one falls out of a vehicle to the street, one can expect to turn pale. How about a watermelon?”

　　當這個女人騎車回家時，西瓜在剎車時掉在地上摔裂了，女人吃驚地發現這個西瓜不是紅瓤地，而是淺粉色地。 於是她返回去找水果商理論。 “夫人。 ”水果商回答，“如果一個人從車子上摔倒在地上，也會嚇得臉色發白。 更何況是西瓜呢?”