關於校園英語笑話對話閱讀

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。小編整理了關於校園英語笑話對話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於校園英語笑話對話篇一

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老師：彼得!你說說，世界上什麼最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老師：什麼?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。

　　關於校園英語笑話對話篇二

　　uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?

　　舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

　　關於校園英語笑話對話篇三

　　Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

　　patient."You only have six months to live."

　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

　　"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

　　九個月吧

　　“克拉克先生,有個壞訊息,你只有六個月可活了.”醫生告訴他的病人.

　　病人驚呆了.“六個月我不可能付清醫療費.”

　　“好吧,”醫生說,“那就九個月吧.”

　　關於校園英語笑話對話篇四

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事?”

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”