有關英語笑話對話短文

  笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!

  篇1

  tommy: how is your little brother, johnny?

  湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?

  johnny: he is ill in bed. he hurt himself.

  約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

  tommy: that's too bad. how did that happen?

  湯姆:真糟糕,怎麼回事兒?

  johnny: we played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  約翰尼:我們做遊戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了。

  篇2

  meeting between einstein and chaplin

  卓別林和愛因斯坦間的搞笑英語對話

  愛因斯坦:what i admire most about your art is that's universal. you don't say any word and the whole world understands you!

  對於你的藝術,我最驚奇的就是它如此的國際化,你一個字也不說,但是全世界的人都懂得起。

  卓別林:true. but your glory is greater! the world admires you while no one understands you!

  這個我承認,但是你的榮譽更大,你的東西全世界發的人都懂不起,但他們還是如此敬佩你。

  篇3

  teacher: didn't you promise to behave?

  student: yes, sir.

  teacher: and didn't i promise to punish you if you didn't?

  student: yes, sir, but since i broke my promise, i don't expect you to keep

  篇4

  teacher: ellen, give me a sentence starting with "i".

  ellen: i is...

  teacher: no, ellen. we always say, "i am."

  ellen: all right... "i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."