最爆笑的雙語英語笑話

　　笑話作為民間俗文學的一種重要體裁,具有深厚的民族文化內涵。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Much worse

　　那就更糟了

　　 didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

　　警察：有人搶你的手錶時，你為什麼不呼救呢?

　　Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

　　男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

　　篇二

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說：¨我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

　　第二個說：¨但是我們在13層啊!"

　　The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

　　第一個朝他大喊道：¨都什麼時候了，還這麼迷信!¨

　　篇三

　　A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”

　　有個孩子問他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?

　　The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”

　　爸爸回答：當然。你要我寫什麼?

　　The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"

　　男孩說：在這個成績單上寫你的名字。”

　　篇四

　　A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!

　　一個狡猾的女孩說："媽媽，我今天在學校得了一個100分!"

　　The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."

　　媽媽回答說："太好了，小可愛。跟我說說情況."

　　The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."

　　這個女孩不情願地說："嗯，我數學得了20分，歷史得了30分,拼寫得了50分。

　　篇五

　　A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."

　　一個父親告訴他的兒子："當林肯在你這個年紀的時候，他每天走10里路去上學。“

　　The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"

　　弦子同答.”嗯，當他在你這個年紀時，已經是總統了。

　　篇六

　　A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.

　　有一個教派的領導者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。

　　A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."

　　一個表示懷疑的人說：”我昨天還看到你在麥當勞吃暮條。“

　　The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“

　　這位宗教領袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”

　　篇七

　　I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.

　　我認識一個人，他只在早上收聽廣播。

　　When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”

　　當有人問他為什麼時，他回答：”***我的***這一臺是AM***調幅***收音。“