關於好笑的雙語英語笑話

　　笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以瞭解一個國家的文化內涵。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：A Challenging Hunt

　　A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar. "

　　"Wow," the woman replied, "who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend. "

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　　You are Not Going to Make it

　　Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

　　"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.

　　On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

　　"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.

　　你活不成了

　　一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫生。檢查過後，醫生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。

　　“你丈夫病得很重，”醫生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第

　　一，一日三餐，要營養美味。第二，給他一個輕鬆的環境，不要抱怨。

　　第三，每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”

　　在驅車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫生說了什麼?”“很遺憾，”

　　說，“你活不成了。”

　　：A Pleasant Surprise

　　A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed.

　　A few days later a neighbor came over to visit my friend. After admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor added, "All of us were so glad that the fire your husband had while you were gone was confined to the kitchen. "

　　驚喜

　　我朋友有很長一段時間一直想在廚房添置一些廚櫃，但她丈夫堅持說這是鋪張浪費。她去孃家過了兩週，回到家來，發現廚房裡新添置了漂亮的廚櫃，這令她喜出望外。

　　幾天後，鄰居來拜訪我朋友。欣賞了新廚櫃後，鄰居說：“你不在家的時候，你丈夫弄失了火。我們都深感慶幸只是廚房遭了殃。”

　　：What Will Be the Headline

　　When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. "

　　The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

　　"Well, then," the reporter said, the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog. '"

　　"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

　　"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read ,'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'"

　　標題是什麼

　　一位男子在喬治亞州的麥根城遇到一條狗在襲擊一個男孩。他敏捷地用兩手卡住了狗的脖子並掐死了它。一位記者目睹了這件事，向這位男子表示祝賀並說次日的新聞標題將是：“本地男子殺惡畜救孩童”。

　　然而，這位英雄卻告訴記者他不是麥根人。

　　“那麼，”記者說，“標題可能為‘喬治亞男子殺狗救孩童’。”

　　“實際上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”

　　“這樣的話，”記者怒氣衝衝地說，“標題將是‘北方佬殺死家庭愛犬’。”