中文短篇笑話故事帶英語翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。它是幽默的一種特殊的表現形式，主要流傳於網頁，微博，貼吧等。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can' t，dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy.”

　　一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鑽進被窩。她正準備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長長的沉默之後，男孩小聲地用顫音說：“大膽小鬼。”

　　篇二

　　A shoplifter***商店扒手*** was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

　　The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook***騙子，壞蛋*** looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

　　一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一隻手錶的時候被當場擒獲。“聽著，”小偷說，“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這隻表買下，然後我們就當什麼也沒發生，你看怎樣?”

　　經理表示同意，然後列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說道：“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點，你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。"

　　篇三

　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer***門廳，大廳*** . A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?

　　Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all.

　　Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row.

　　在一家電影院裡，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘後，他回到那排位子並問坐在首位的那位男士道：

　　對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎?

　　是的，不過沒什麼關係，一點也不疼。

　　噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。

　　篇四

　　Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.

　　兩個雙胞胎走進幼兒園。“你們兩個誰大誰小?”保育員問。

　　One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her.”

　　其中的一個眨了眨眼睛說，“哥哥，不要告訴她。”

　　篇五

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　一天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能回答我的第一個問題，我就准許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板已被亂塗，他非常生氣地問：“誰塗的? 請站起來。”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見。”