簡短英文笑話故事帶翻譯

　　英語笑話在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播，英語笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：林肯過生日

　　Great Event

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。

　　老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?

　　小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過他的三週歲生日。

　　：Pig or Witch

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH***女巫***!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

　　豬還是女巫

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　：Secret For a Long Life

　　A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

　　"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

　　"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

　　"Twenty-six."

　　長壽祕訣

　　一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。

　　“我無意中發現，你是多麼幸福，”那女士說。“你幸福而長壽的祕密是什麼?”

　　“我每天抽三包煙，每週喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛鍊。”

　　“哦，真神奇，”女士說。“你高壽?”

　　“二十六。”

　　：Response Ability

　　An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."

　　Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　答問技巧

　　衣阿華州奧格根的一位牧師正在與一位教友為一杯咖啡而猜硬幣。別人問他那是否構成賭博行為時，牧師答道：“這僅僅是決定由誰來做一件善事的一種科學方法。”

　　當我人問哲學家羅素是否願意為了他的信仰而獻身時，他答道：“當然不會。畢竟，我可能會是錯的。”

　　一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”