七年級英語小笑話故事

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen thedashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

　　一個醉漢打電話給警察局，報告小偷光顧了他的車，“他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤，甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

　　However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

　　然而在警察還沒有開始調查時，電話又一次響了起來，“沒事了”，醉漢打著嗝說，“我不小心坐到了後坐上。”

　　篇二

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

　　“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

　　篇三

　　Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

　　皮特告訴他的朋友他剛剛丟掉了工作。

　　"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.

　　“為什麼領班會開除你?”朋友詫異地問。

　　"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."

　　“哦，”皮特說，“你知道領班是什麼樣的人。他們總是把手插在口袋了，站在旁邊看其他人工作。”

　　"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

　　“我們知道是這樣。”朋友回答說。“但是為什麼他會讓你走?”

　　"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."

　　“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都認為我是領班。”

　　
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