小學一年級英語小笑話

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。

　　patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!

　　篇2

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，“傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

　　傑克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”

　　篇3

　　an you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。

　　篇4

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. 一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。

　　The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. 瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。

　　But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。

　　篇5

　　窗簾掛於何處

　　drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door . "Who is it?" asked one of the women.

　　一位軍事訓練中士命令兩個年輕的女兵去油漆營房裡的一間屋子，並一再強調不得把漆弄到她們的制服上。她們很懷疑能不把衣服弄髒，所以就把門插上，脫了衣服，裸體在裡面油漆。大約一個小時過後，她們聽到有人敲門。“誰呀?”其中一女子問。

　　"Blind man, "came the reply.

　　“送窗簾的***與‘盲人’同音同詞----編者***，”來者答道。

　　Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.

　　她們覺得讓一個盲人進來無妨，就開了門。

　　"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want these blinds?"

　　“哇，多動人的人兒呀!”那男子驚奇地說，“現在你們想把窗簾掛在哪兒?”