關於短的英文小笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編精心收集了關於短的英文小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於短的英文小笑話篇1

　　和狗狗玩耍

　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

　　裡基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?

　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?

　　裡基：這正是我想要查明的。

　　關於短的英文小笑話篇2

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

　　關於短的英文小笑話篇3

　　切牛排

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?

　　湯米：四塊。

　　老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?

　　湯米：漢堡。

　　關於短的英文小笑話篇4

　　Walking to work one day, my husband was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office."

　　有一天我丈夫走路去上班，被汽車給撞了。我丈夫傷勢不太重。司機向他道了歉，隨後又說:“你太幸運了，我們就在醫務室附近。”

　　"I don't know how lucky that is ,"my husband replied."I' m the doctor. "

　　我丈夫回答說:“我並不感到有多幸運，我就是那兒的醫生。”