簡短的英文小笑話閱讀

　　笑話指能引人發笑的談話或故事,篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術效果。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Lost Purse 丟失的錢包

　　A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

　　The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

　　一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這麼有趣，我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元，現在成了20張一美元。”

　　“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時，那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

　　篇二

　　I know who god is 我知道上帝是誰了

　　A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?

　　The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.

　　The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?

　　The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.

　　The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?

　　The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and

　　straight.

　　The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?

　　兒子：媽媽，上帝是白人還是黑人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是白人也是黑人!

　　兒子：那上帝是男人還是女人?

　　媽媽：寶貝，上帝是男人也是女人!

　　兒子：哦。我知道了，上帝是邁克爾•傑克遜!

　　篇三

　　His Fault 他的錯

　　Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window.

　　Mother: How did he do it?

　　Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.

　　比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。

　　媽媽：他怎麼打的?

　　比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。

　　篇四

　　father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

　　jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

　　傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是?

　　篇五

　　a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

　　一個小男孩問他的父親，“爸爸，要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

　　and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."

　　“我也不知道，我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。