短小的英語小笑話加翻譯

  冷笑話不同於一般的笑話,以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!

  :Liar,Liar

  騙子,騙子

  A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.

  老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報案 說她的老公失蹤了。

  The policeman asked her for a description.

  警察要求,她形容一下。

  She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."

  她說:“他三十五歲,六尺四寸,黑眼睛,波浪狀的深色頭髮;體格健壯,體重185磅,說話很輕,而且對小孩子很好。”

  The next-door neighbor protested,

  隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說:

  "Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."

  “你老公五尺四寸,胖嘟嘟 的,禿頭,有一個太嘴巴,而且對你的小孩很刻薄。”

  The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"

  老婆回答說:“你說對了,可是誰會要 這種沒用的廢物 回來呀?”

  :Bad Day at Work

  糟糕的上班日

  A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.

  有一名男子加入一家大型跨國。公司接受訓練。

  On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,

  在他上班的第一天,他撥電話到餐飲室,並且,對著電話大聲喊!

  "Get me a coffee quickly!"

  “ 快點給我送杯咖啡過來!”

  The voice from the other side responded,

  電話另外-端的聲音卻響應說:

  "You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"

  “你這個笨蛋,你撥錯分機了!蠢蛋,你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?”這名受訓的人回答說,

  "No,"replied the trainee.

  “不知道。”

  The man shouted back immediately,

  這名男子立刻大聲吼回去:

  "And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"

  “你這個笨蛋,你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?…總經理回答:

  "No,replied the General Manager.

  “不知道。”這名受訓 的人周答說:

  "Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!

  “很好!”,然後就把電話給掛了。

  :Answer the Iron

  接聽熨斗

  A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.

  有一個人走進他的辦公室,他的兩個耳朵都包紮了繃帶。

  The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"

  老闆說:“你的耳朵怎麼啦?”

  He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.

  他說:“昨天電話響的時候,我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無意閭就把熨斗拿來接聽。

  The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"

  老闆說:“ 嗯,好吧,那解釋了一個耳朵,可是你的另一個耳朵又是怎麼一回事呀?”

  He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"

  他說:“嗯,哎呀!我得打電給醫生嘛!”