有關爆笑英語小笑話加翻譯

　　講笑話不僅能夠娛樂自己，還可以體現自己的語言水平,以及提升個人魅力。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：Reason of Punishment

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do.

　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this!By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

　　The little girl replied, My homework.

　　懲罰的原因

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。

　　媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?

　　小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業。

　　：Expensive Advice

　　昂貴的建議

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who soughtadvice on a health problem.

　　大夫在打發走了一個就健康問題向他諮詢的婦女之後，最後來到餐桌上。

　　"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　“你認為我應該向她收費嗎?”大夫問坐在身邊的一個律師。

　　"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

　　“有什麼不應該?”律師答道，“你通過提建議提供了職業性服務。”

　　"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

　　“謝謝，”大夫說道，“看來我得這麼做。”

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found aletter from the lawyer. It read:

　　第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫賬單時，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫道：

　　"For legal services, $50."

　　“請付法律服務費50美元。”

　　A Bad Impression

　　一個壞印象

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our childrenabout our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard myseven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you...you editor!"

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個編輯!”