幽默英文小故事精選

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

　　The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

　　The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

　　The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."

　　一個年輕人在麥當勞裡看見一對年邁的夫婦在吃午餐。他發現那對夫婦只點了單人餐，還要了一個空杯子。年輕人看見丈夫認真地把漢堡分成兩半，把薯條一根一根數出來同樣放成兩堆，一份給自己，一份放在妻子面前。之後丈夫把飲料一半倒到空杯子裡，同樣放到妻子面前。這時丈夫開始吃了，而妻子卻把手攤在膝蓋上，在一旁看著。

　　年輕人決定上前請那對夫婦允許他為他們再買一份單人餐，這樣他們就不用分一份了。

　　丈夫說道：“哦，不用了。我們已經結婚50年了，所有的東西我們都會一起分享，對半兒分。”

　　然後年輕人問妻子她為什麼不吃，她說：“這回他先用假牙。”

　　2：

　　young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve***溶解*** all materials.”

　　Edison asked a question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?”

　　一個後生找到愛迪生，說：“我準備研製一種萬能溶劑，它能溶解一切物質。”

　　愛迪生反問：“那你用什麼來盛它呢?”

　　3：

　　A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefore we’ll arrive in Tokyo an hour late ." After a short while, the trumpet ***喇叭***rang out again:" Everybody, the second one of our four engines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result." At this time, the passengers started disturbance***騷動，******. Someone said:" In case another engine is down again , we’ll be up here all night." Moreover, a chap got to shouting unendurably:" I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, let me get off quickly."

　　一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空，喇叭裡傳來機長的聲音：“旅客們，我們的一個引擎壞了，因此我們將晚到達東京一個小時。”過了一會兒，喇叭再次響起：“諸位，我們四個引擎中又壞了一個引擎，為此我們將晚到三個小時。”這時，乘客開始騷動。有人說：“萬一再壞一個，我們得呆在天上一整夜了。”還有已經受不了的，大叫：“我再也不坐你們的破飛機了，快讓我下去。”

　　4：

　　A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy theauto accessories ***配件,幫凶*** in the neighborhood ?"

　　Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough***峽谷，深谷*** just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."

　　一個卡車司機向一山民打聽：“請問，這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件?”

　　山民說：“這條路上經常有人開英雄車，前面不遠處是個急轉彎，急轉彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷裡什麼樣的汽車配件都有——根本用不著花錢。”

　　以上就是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!