簡單幽默英語小故事

　　小學英語故事課教學,教師既要充分利用現有教材,又要勇於創新地使用,讓我們懷揣一顆童心,努力展現故事的魅力,做個會講故事的人。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　有備於侃價

　　Every year，our family holds a rummage sale. I have to justify my pricing system to my husband by explaining that no matter how low you mark an item，someone will always want to buy it for less.

　　每年，我家都要有一次棄物甩賣。我總是要給我丈夫講授著我的價格觀—不管你把價錢標得多低，有些人總是想再少付一點兒。

　　At our last sale, one customer proved my point. She approached me, carrying an item that she mistakenly believed was priced at one dollar. "would you take 75 cents for this?"she asked.

　　我們最近的一個甩賣，一個顧客證實了我的觀點。這位顧客拿著一件東西朝我走來，她錯誤地以為這件東西的標價是一美元，說:“我出75分行嗎?”

　　"Sure,"I replied,”but it's only marked a quarter.”

　　“當然可以，”我答道:“實際上它的標價是25美分。”

　　"Oh,"she responded. "Then would you take a dime?"

　　她反應還挺快:“那我出10美分吧。”

　　篇二

　　誤會

　　When I came home from the State University of Mew York at StonyBrook sporting a fashionable，s}rper-short hair-cut，my father teased rne all the way to dinner at a local diner.”You look like a boy，”he said.”I sent a daughter away to school and I got back a son.”

　　我從斯多尼布魯克的紐約州立大學回家時剪的是一種時髦的超級短頭。我父親在帶我去附近餐館的路上就取笑我說:“你看起來像個男孩，我送一個女兒去上學，卻回來了一個兒子。”

　　By the time we were seated，Dad had let up. Then the waitress appeared. "Hi,"she said sweetly. "What may I get for you gentlemen this evening?"

　　當我們就座後，爸爸倒是不說了。女服務員走了過來，“嘿，”她甜甜地打了個招呼:“今晚想吃點兒什麼，兩位紳士?”

　　篇三

　　龍蝦的“故事”

　　My friend, celebrating a special occasion，went to a restaurant and ordered what she thought would be a lobster tail. But to her dismay，the entire crustacean was on her plate.

　　為了慶祝一個特殊的日子，我的朋友來到了一家飯店要了一個她認為是龍蝦尾的菜。然而讓她不安的是，在她面前盤子裡盛著一整隻大龍燈。

　　"He's looking right at me!”she exclaimed to the waiter. "I just can't eat him.’

　　“它在盯著我，”她向服務員解釋說:“我可害怕吃這傢伙。”

　　The waiter removed her plate，but returned it a few moments later. The lobster now had a blindfold neatly tied around its eyes.

　　服務員把龍蝦端了下去，過了一會兒又把它拿了回來，只見那盤子裡的龍蝦的眼睛上戴上了一副眼罩。