初一簡短英語笑話精選
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初一簡短英語笑話篇1
Pig or Witch 豬還是女巫
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH***女巫***!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner,
he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
英語翻譯：
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”
他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
初一簡短英語笑話篇2
A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion.
On the morning of our 35th anniversary,
we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,
"Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said,
"So, you want to switch seats?"
【英語翻譯】委婉提醒
婚後已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
在我們結婚35週年紀念的早上，
我們正坐在早餐桌旁，
我暗示道：“親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?”
他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：“因此，你想交換座位嗎?”
初一簡短英語笑話篇3
As If Awakening From A Dream 如夢初醒
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding.
One of lecturers says excitedly,
" Alcohol can break down conjugal***婚姻的*** relation,
even cause your wife to leave you… "
A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，
一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，
甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”
這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”
初一簡短英語笑話篇4
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied.
The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,
and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
初一簡短英語笑話篇5
I can't let him get away
A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him.
She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.
Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .
So they got married immediately.
The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways
like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?
" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."
"Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."
不能讓他跑了
一隻雄蟹遇到一隻雌蟹，便要娶她為妻。她注意到他走路是直著走，
而不是橫著走。哇!她想，這隻雄蟹可真特別，我可不能讓他跑了。
因此他們立刻結婚了。
第二天，她又發現她的新郎像其他蟹一樣橫著走路了。她深感不安。
“你怎麼了?”她問，“我們結婚前你可是直著走路的。”
“哦，寶貝，”他回答說，“我不可能每天都喝那麼多。”