短一點的英語笑話精選

　　山西有個笑話之鄉,就是地處山陝之交、黃河東岸的萬榮縣，萬榮的笑話亦褒亦貶、亦莊亦諧、機智幽默、生動有趣而又頗具地方特色。下面是小編帶來的短一點的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　

　　雨傘***中英***

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

　　一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裡，不過他在傘柄上繫了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。”當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫著:“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。”

　　短一點的英語笑話閱讀

　　就是我***中英***

　　A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

　　一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存摺後問道:“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個女孩聽了這話以後看上去很迷惑，隨後她從手提包裡拿出一個小鏡子。她對著鏡子照了一會兒，笑了:“對呀，這就是我。”

　　短一點的英語笑話學習

　　誰的錯***中英***

　　Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

　　老師:貝蒂，你作業中出了這麼多錯，你媽媽一定會責怪你的!

　　Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

　　貝蒂:責怪我?啊，不會的。正相反，我倒要責怪她呢，是她替我做的作業。

　　短一點的英語笑話欣賞

　　完美的反駁***中英***

　　Do you mind if I smoke?

　　你介意我抽菸嗎?

　　I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

　　我不在乎你點著自己然後燒死。

　　短一點的英語笑話品味

　　馬克吐溫下的定義***中英***

　　What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

　　動物標本剝製師和收稅員有什麼區別?

　　The taxidermist takes only your skin.

　　動物標本剝製師只是剝皮。

　　短一點的英語笑話品析

　　海灣危機***中英***

　　When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping.

　　當布什總統的高階顧問告訴他發生了海灣危機，他誤會了意思，然後去練習高爾夫球的切球技術去了。

　　經典的短一點的英語笑話

　　父親的親筆簽名***中英***

　　Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?

　　老師:湯姆，你沒把你的考卷給你的父母看，是嗎?

　　Tom: Yes, I have, sir.

　　湯姆:不，老師,我給。

　　Teacher: But I can’t find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.

　　老師:可是我在上面根本沒找著你父親的親筆簽名啊。

　　Tom : Here，sir. ***Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.***

　　湯姆:在這裡老師。***湯姆向老師露出手臂上的鞭傷***

　　關於短一點的英語笑話

　　打字***中英***

　　Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.

　　老師:瑪麗，你的打字有進步，這兒只有十七個錯。

　　Mary: That's great!

　　瑪麗:那太棒了!

　　Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .

　　老師:現在我再來看看第二句……