英語爆笑小笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told thefarmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time toeat. Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"

　　The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, andthe two men ate again.

　　When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, "While we're still at the table, let's havesupper too. " They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ateonce more.

　　"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the farmer announced, we can go out and workall day without interruption. "

　　"Oh, no, " the farmhand answered. " I never work after supper.

　　一位農場主非常吝嗇，不想讓他僱傭的幫手停下來休息。一天早上，他對幫手說：“從地裡回來，又要洗手吃飯，又花時間，真是太不方便了。我們何不省點時間，現在就吃午飯呢?”

　　僱員同意了。農場主的妻子端進來一些冷肉和油炸土豆。於是，兩個人又開始吃起來。

　　吃完後，吝嗇鬼說：“既然我們還在桌子邊，讓我們連晚飯也吃了吧。”這次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和雜燴青菜。於是兩個人又吃起來。

　　“現在三頓飯都吃過了，”農場主宣稱道，“我們便可以出去一整天不停地幹活了。”

　　“哦，不，”那幫手回答說，“晚飯後我從不工作。”

　　篇二

　　I'm a police officer

　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by twoferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they toreout into the yard.

　　Thinking quickly, Jack, stepped into the house, closing the door tightly behind him. " It's allright, ma'am," he reassured the homeowner " I'm a police officer."

　　"Not a very brave one," 'she observed.

　　我是警察

　　在我丈夫傑克還是警察的時候，一次他走近有兩隻惡狗看守的庭院。那兩隻狗奮力地撲抓紗門，把門弄開了並衝到院子裡。

　　傑克反應迅速，三步並兩步地跨入房子裡，牢牢地關上身後的門。“沒事了，女士，”他安慰家主道，“我是警察。”

　　“可不是很勇敢的一個。”她淡淡地說。

　　篇三

　　A Plumber

　　My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber athome. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her requestwas ignored.

　　In desperation, as she departed one afternoon she left her boss this note - "I will come towork in the morning as soon as a plumber gets to my house. " One arrived shortly before 7 a.m.

　　管道修理工

　　我女兒朱迪在一家管道公司工作。一日，她發現自己家裡需要一個管道修理工。於是，去上班時，她要求派一個管修工到她家裡。但一連幾天，她的要求都沒有得到迴應。

　　出於無奈，一天下午下班時，她給老闆留下這樣一張字條：“明早管修工一到我家，我即刻來上班。”第二天早晨還不到七點鐘就來了一位管修工。