五則經典英語笑話

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　　Navajo Message For The Moon

　　納瓦夥族人給月球的訊息

　　When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajoreservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew, who were walking among the rocks.

　　在美國國家航天局準備阿波羅航天計劃時，他們讓宇航員們去亞利桑那州納瓦夥族保留區進行訓練。某天，一位納瓦夥族老人和他兒子遇見正在岩石間穿行的航空工作人員。

　　The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for the NASA people:

　　老人問了航天局人員一個問題，但他只會說納瓦夥族語，兒子幫他進行了翻譯：

　　"What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

　　“這些穿著厚重衣服的傢伙在幹嘛?”

　　One of the astronauts said they were practicing for a trip to the moon. When his son relayedthis comment, the Navajo elder got all excited and asked if it would be possible to give the astronauts a message to deliver to the moon.

　　一個宇航員說他們正為去月球進行訓練。當兒子傳達給老人後，老人非常興奮地問道能否請宇航員們為他向月球傳遞一條訊息。

　　A NASA official said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to get a tape recorder. The Navajo elder's comments were brief. The NASA official asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. But he refused.

　　航天局官員回答：“當然可以啦!”並吩咐下屬拿來錄音機。老人的留言非常簡短，航天局官員問老人的兒子可否告訴他們老人說了什麼，但他拒絕了。

　　Finally, an official government translator was summoned. The translator relayed the message:

　　最後，他們請來了一位政府翻譯員，他轉述道：

　　"Watch out for these fellows! They have come to steal your land."

　　“小心這些傢伙!他們來搶你們的領土了。”

　　I want a nightmare

　　我想做惡夢

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。”“不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。”媽媽答道。“那麼，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說。

　　How to Become Rich

　　如何致富

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

　　Lucky Mother

　　幸運的母親

　　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

　　一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受飢餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上。母親女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃麵包加黃油，或者麵包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　兩塊蛋糕

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

　　媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧