關於經典英語笑話故事大全

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  關於經典英語笑話故事篇1

  一學就會

  "Dad,will you help me with my homework?"

  “爸爸,你可以幫我做作業嗎?’’

  "I'm sorry,"replied the father. "It wouldn't be right.“

  “對不起,”爸爸答道:“幫你做不對。”

  "Well,"said the boy,"at least you could try.”

  “可是,”孩子說,“你至少可以試試。”

  關於經典英語笑話故事篇2

  直接了當

  "This house,"said the real-estate salesman,”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest,I'm going to tell you about the disadvantages—there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

  “這座房子,”房產商說道:“既有優點,也有缺點。為了證明我的坦誠,我想告訴您它的缺點——在南邊一個街區的地方有個化工廠,在北邊一個街區的地方有個屠宰廠。”

  " What are the advantages?"inquired the prospective buyer.

  “那麼它的優點是什麼呢?"買主問。

  "The good thing about it,"said the agent,"is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

  “這好處嗎?"房產商說:“是你隨時可以測定風向。”

  關於經典英語笑話故事篇3

  瞭如指掌

  "Oh,doctor,I'rn so upset,"said the woman. "My husband seems to be wandering in his mind."

  “峨,大夫,我非常擔心.”一位婦女說:“我丈夫似乎種志不清,還有.點走神兒。”

  "Don't let that worry you,"the doctor replied. "I know your husband—he can't go far."

  “這個你不用擔心。”醫生說道。“我瞭解你丈夫,他走不了多選。”