小學英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編整理了小學英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG!

　　一個男人孤獨的在海灘上散步。突然他聽到一個低沉的聲音:“挖!”

　　He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!

　　他環顧周圍一個人都沒有。他認為他一定是產生了幻覺。然後，他又聽到了那個聲音:“我說，挖!”

　　So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands，and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

　　於是，他開始用雙手在沙地上挖，挖了幾英寸後他發現了一個小箱子，上面還有一把生鏽的鎖。

　　The deep voice says: OPEN!

　　那個低沉的聲音說:“開啟!”

　　0k，the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock , and when the chest is finally open , he sees a lot of gold coins.

　　那個男人決定把那個箱子開啟。他找到一塊石頭敲開了鎖。當箱子開啟時他看到裡面全是金幣。

　　The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!

　　那個低沉的聲音說:“去***!”

　　Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

　　那個男人一想***只有幾英里遠，於是就帶著那個箱子去了***。

　　The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

　　那個低沉的聲音說:“輪盤賭!”

　　So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables，where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

　　他把所有的金幣都換成了輪盤賭的籌碼，當他走到一個輪盤賭的桌子前，所有的人都用懷疑的目光看著他。

　　The deep voice says: 27!

　　那個低沉的聲音又說:“二十七!”

　　He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts.Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26.

　　他把所有的籌碼都壓在了二十七上。那個賭桌都快放不下了。當那個球在輪盤賭上轉動時每個人都安靜了下來。最後，它停在了二十六上。

　　Finally, the deep voice says: This is called BAD LUCK ! My son!

　　最終，那個低沉的聲音說:“我的孩子，這就叫做‘倒黴’!”

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　有一位老師問了一個學生很多問題，但那個學生一個問題也回答不上來。於是，老師決定問他一些非常簡單的問題，使他能答對幾個。

　　A teacher was asking a student a lot of question，but the student couldn’t answer any of them. The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy question so that he could get a few right.

　　她說:“班克·希爾是什麼?”

　　"What was Banker Hill?" She said.

　　這位學生想了一會，然後回答:“一個飛機場?”

　　The student thought for some time and then answered，"an airport?"

　　老師說:“不!是一場戰役!”她有點生氣了，但是她還是儘量不表現出來。接著，她問道:“美國的第一任總統是誰?”

　　"No, it was a battle," the teacher said. She was getting a little angry now, but she was trying not to show it. Then she asked，"Who was the first President of the United States? "

　　這位學生想了好長的一段時間，但還是一言不發。老師非常生氣，大聲喊道:“喬治·華盛頓!”學生站了起來，開始走回自己的座位。

　　The student thought for a long time, but didn't say anything. Then the teacher got very angry and shouted，"George Washington!" the student got up and began to walk towards his seat.

　　老師說:“回來!我沒叫你回去!”

　　"Come back!" the teacher said. "I didn’t tell you're to go."

　　這位學生說:“哦，對不起!我以為你叫下一位學生呢!”

　　"Oh，I'sorry ," the student said，"I thought you called the next student."

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　A parrot fancier that happened into a London pet shop noticed a particularly colorful bird and asked its price.

　　一位鸚鵡愛好者碰巧在倫敦寵物店看到一隻顏色鮮豔的鸚鵡，於是就開口問它的價錢。

　　"Five thousand pounds,” the shop owner replied.

　　“五千英鎊”，店主回答說。

　　"Five thousand pounds?" the man asked. "Why so much?"

　　“五千英鎊?”那個男人問，“為什麼這麼貴?”

　　"Well，this bird speaks fluent Italian，Spanish and French, is brushing up on his German and starting to study English,” came the reply. "With the European Community's unification，he' 11 be a great asset."

　　“因為這隻鳥能流利的說義大利語、西班牙語和法語，德語也學得差不多了，並且馬上就開始學習英語，”店主回答說，“等到歐盟統一，它將是一筆不小的財富。”

　　I don’t care about the Common Market ,”the parrot fancier said. "What about that gray one in that other cage?"

　　“我可不在乎什麼共同市場”，那個鸚鵡愛好者說，“那個籠子裡的灰色的鸚鵡多少錢?”

　　The gray one was 15，000 pounds，he was told，because the bird spoke Arabic，Chinese, and Korean and was learning Japanese-“the languages of the 21st century.”

　　店主告訴他那個灰色的要一萬五千英鎊。因為那隻鳥會說阿拉伯語、漢語和韓語，而且正在學習日語。這些都是二十一世紀的語言。

　　“I’ m too old to worry about the 21stcentuy,” the frustrated parrot lover replied.

　　“我可活不到那會兒，管不了二十一世紀的事”，那個失望的鸚鵡愛好者回答說。

　　"What about that mangy brown one up on that perch in the corner?"

　　“高處站在角落裡的那隻棕色的鸚鵡多少錢?”

　　"The brown one，”said the shopkeeper, "was 25 , 000 pounds.”

　　“棕色的?”店主說，“兩萬五千英鎊。”

　　"Twenty-five thousand pounds!” ex-claimed the customer. "What does he do to worth that?"

　　“兩萬五千英鎊?”他高呼道，“它怎麼值那麼多錢?”

　　"We’re not sure,”the pet-shop owner replied. "But the other two call him chairman.

　　“我們也不知道，”寵物店老闆回答，“只是因為剛才的那兩隻都管它叫主席。”