小學英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是一種用來逗笑取樂的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學們在日常生活和學習中不時地會心一笑,還能從中學習到不少的英語知識。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Flowers

　　花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

　　有一家公司開幕，老闆的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他們到達了新的公司地點，老闆讀了卡片的 內容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老闆非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告訴花店這項明顯的錯誤，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多麼生氣之後，

　　the florist replied,

　　花廟卻回答說：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的對於這項錯誤感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是與其生氣，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你還不如應當想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下這個情況：今天有一個地方在舉行葬禮，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location' "

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”’

　　篇二

　　Insomnia

　　失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一個男的去看醫生，訴說著失眠的苦惱。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然後告訴他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

　　“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”

　　篇三

　　Johnny's Prayer

　　強尼的祈禱

　　Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .

　　強尼因為不乖就被趕進他的房間。

　　After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said a prayer .

　　過了一會兒。他就出來跟他的媽媽說他已緩!徹底反省，而且事後禱告了。

　　"Fine",said the pleased mother.

　　滿心歡喜的媽媽說：“很好，

　　"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."

　　如果你求上帝幫勘你不要不乖，她就會幫助你。”

　　"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.

　　強尼說："哦，我沒有求她幫助我不要不乖;

　　"I asked him to help you put up with me."

　　我求它幫助你來忍受我。”