有趣的英語對話
英語對話的內容如果生動有趣，語言清新優美的話，心情也會很輕鬆愉快呢。下面是小編給大家整理的，供大家參閱!
：電視臺主持人和酒店老闆
電視臺主持人Jimmy/希爾頓酒店美女老闆Hilton
Host: Paris Hilton，the name that’s on every one’s lip these past few week, and here now her an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton
Jimmy: As we agreed, we won’t be discussing the scandal that's been in the papears these last couple weeks, ok Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy I appreciated that
Jimmy: No problem, no problem, we just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton, so your family, they own hotels, they go around the world right? Paris Hilton: They are set at New York, London, Paris Jimmy: So, so there actually there is a Paris Hilton Paris Hilton: Yes, There is Jimmy: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
Paris Hilton: Actually it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard Jimmy: Yeah, I hear that Paris Hilton is very beautiful Paris Hilton: I am glad you heard that Jimmy: I actually hear its picture is prefect, can I take picture of it? Paris Hilton: Not any more
Jimmy: Can’t do that any more, today ahh, they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton: No
Jimmy: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
Paris Hilton: Hum, it might be for you, but most will find it very … Jimmy: I am a very important person, I may need to go through the back entrance Paris Hilton: No way, that back entrance is exit only Jimmy: Ok, I threw a lot events, do they have a ball room there? Paris Hilton: We do
Jimmy: Oh great, I’d love to have my balls held by Paris Hilton, I’d like to check into the Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton: I don’t think you can
Jimmy: Really, cause I only need to stay there maybe like a minute, a minute and half, not even that 40 45 seconds maybe Paris Hilton: Oh Well, I hope you enjoy it
Jimmy: I did I mean I will, I will.
：幽默英語笑話情景對話
經典對話一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?
女：Actually I''d rather have the money.不必，我我寧願留下那些錢。
經典對話二：
this seat empty?直譯：這個座位是空的吧?
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。
經典對話三：
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。
經典對話四：
男：I think I could make you very happy.我想我能讓你非常快樂。
女：Why? Are you leaving?是嗎?你是說你要離開?
經典對話五：
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?我好像以前在什麼地方見過你?
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.是的。這就是為什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。
經典對話六：
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.抱歉。這個週末我頭疼。
男：Can I have your name?直譯：我能有你的名字嗎?
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? 為什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?
：英語笑話情景對話
經典對話一：
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
經典對話二：
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
經典對話三：
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
經典對話四：
4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
經典對話五：
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
：沙灘上有趣的對話
On the beach
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
一男於沙灘上裸晒。
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,
為了文明點，也因為怕太陽灼傷它
he had a hat over his
privates.
他給私處蓋上草帽。
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
一女路過，竊笑道：
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
“如果你是紳士，你就應該舉起草帽向女士敬禮”
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
該男揚了揚他的一側眉毛，答道：
"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." “
如果你不這麼醜的話，它會自動舉起來的.”