簡單有趣的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是一種常見的幽默傳達方式。笑話是口頭或者書面的幽默語言。小編精心收集了簡單有趣的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　簡單有趣的英語笑話篇一

　　提醒信

　　In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes , in fact that’s why we' re here，”she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

　　我是一家獸醫站的技師。當動物到了該注射疫苗的時候，我們就寄出提醒信。一條德國牧羊犬布魯諾來做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。依照州立法律的要求，我們問他的主人，在過去的十天里布魯諾是否咬了什麼人。“噢，是的，實際上這也是我們到這裡來的原因。”她回答說。我覺得奇怪，告訴她我們以為他們是因為收到了提醒信才來的。

　　"We did,” she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card.”

　　簡單有趣的英語笑話篇二

　　飯前的謝恩祈禱

　　This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”

　　一個基督教徒被扔到獅子籠裡，萬分驚恐之下他跪在地上開始祈禱。與此同時，獅子也跪在地上開始祈禱。這個基督教徒看了非常高興，說道“感謝上帝!原來這還有個教徒!”

　　To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”

　　獅子聽了馬上回答說“我不認識你，剛才我是在做飯前的謝恩祈禱。”

　　簡單有趣的英語笑話篇三

　　換個工作

　　The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”

　　醫生看了一下病人的舌頭，摸了摸脈，敲了敲胸部，然後說:“老問題，朋友。活動太少，別不承認。你需要大量的戶外鍛鍊，散步，散步，散步。

　　“But, doctor. . .”

　　“可是，醫生……”

　　“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”

　　“別和我爭論，我是醫生。聽我的勸告，走十倍於你現在走的路。這是治癒你的病的惟一方法。”

　　“But my business…”

　　“但我的工作……”

　　"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"

　　“問題就在這裡，你的工作!噢，換個工作，這樣你就有機會多走動了。你是幹什麼的?”

　　“I'm a letter-tamer.”

　　“我是一個郵遞員。”

　　簡單有趣的英語笑話篇四

　　The Three Little Pigs

　　三隻小豬

　　The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took their drinkorders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!

　　一天晚上，三隻小豬出去吃飯。服務員走過來後，遞給它們飲料清單。“我要一杯雪碧。”第一隻小豬說。“我要一杯可樂。”第二隻小豬說到。“我要許多許多的啤酒。”第三隻小豬回答道。

　　The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

　　飲料上來了，服務員遞給它們晚飯清單。“我要一個大大的，味道濃的牛排。”第一隻小豬點到。第二隻小豬說：“我要一個沙拉拼盤”。“我要許許多多的啤酒”，第三隻小豬說到。

　　The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!"exclaimed the third little piggie!

　　飯菜上來了。過了一會兒，服務員走過來，詢問它們是否需要一些點心。“我要一杯香蕉奶昔”，第一隻小豬說。“我要一個巧克力蛋糕”，第二隻小豬說。第三隻小豬叫到，“我要啤酒，好多的啤酒!”

　　"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you onlyordered beer all evening?"

　　“請原諒我冒昧的發問，”服務員對第三隻小豬說到，“可是為什麼今晚你一直只點啤酒呢”

　　The third piggie says...

　　第三隻小豬回答道，

　　"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

　　“好吧，那是因為有人要一路尿尿著回家!”