英語幽默搞笑笑話

　　學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　　英語幽默小笑話：女人的回答

　　A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

　　一位丈夫對妻子說：“為什麼上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

　　"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

　　“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗，男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢，我們才會嫁給他們。”

　　英語幽默小笑話：你知道我是誰嗎?

　　It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

　　這是一所大學的生物課期末考試。考試旨在淘汰部分學生。考試時間為兩小時。分發試題冊後，教授對學生們說，兩小時結束後任何沒交的試題冊他都不再接收，沒交的學生一律不及格。考試開始後半小時，個學生匆匆跑了進來，向教授要試題冊。

　　Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

　　“你沒有時間答完試題的，”教授一邊把試題冊遞給學生，一邊諷刺地說。

　　"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

　　“不，我有，”學生回答。然後他坐下來開始答題兩小時後，教授要求交卷，學生們把試卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名遲到的學生還繼續寫著。一小時後，學生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁準備下一節課。學生試圖把試卷放在桌上的一堆試題冊上。

　　"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there

　　“我不會接收的。太晚了。”

　　"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

　　學生看上去將信將疑，有些生氣。

　　The student looked incredulous and angry.

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　"Do you know who I am?"

　　“不，說實話，我不知道，”教授回答說，言語中帶著嘲諷的語氣。

　　"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”學生又問，聲音更響亮了。

　　"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

　　“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露優越的神色。

　　"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

　　“那就好，”學生說著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然後走出了教室。

　　"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

　　英語幽默小笑話：能讓我們老師回去嗎?

　　While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

　　在訪問一聽鄉村學校時，教育委員會主席因為隔壁房間裡不守規矩的學生們發出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開門，一把抓住一個身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。他拖著男生到另一個房間，並禮他他站在牆角。

　　A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

　　幾分鐘後，一個小男孩探進頭來，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”