有趣的英語精簡小笑話

　　一些英語的笑話也可以提升我們的英語成績哦。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話，快快收藏起來吧

　　保全面子

　　vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - when presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. as the people at the next table looked on in astonishment 'he said, "the food was delicious-but wait till you get your bill!"

　　在夏威夷度假時，一天晚上，丈夫和我去一家最好的飯店吃飯。當侍者拿來賬單結賬時，我丈夫把手伸進口袋掏錢包。但不知怎的，他失去了平衡，仰面摔倒了。在鄰桌的人還在驚訝地望著他的時候，他說：“飯菜味道是很美----但也要等結了賬再走呀。”

　　湯姆的藉口

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"

　　聰明狗

　　A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.

　　一位養狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會到賣報亭買份報紙來。他的朋友堅持要來個演示，並給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個小時過去了，仍不見它帶報紙回來。

　　"how much did you give him?" asked the owner.

　　"five dollars.

　　“五元。”

　　"well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.

　　"這就是了。你給它五元錢時，它就去看電影。