關於短一些的英語笑話故事帶翻譯

　　笑話***анекдот***是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　：未使用的政治家的大腦

　　the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

　　一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。

　　you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.

　　你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。

　　the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.

　　病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問。

　　the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused.

　　醫生說：不是好一些，只是沒有用過。

　　：幸運的大黑貓

　　"father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

　　吉米跑進客廳說：“爸爸，餐廳裡有一隻大黑貓!”

　　"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

　　他的父親懶洋洋得說：“沒關係，吉米，黑貓是幸運貓呢。”

　　"this one is, he's just had your dinner!"

　　“它的確很幸運：***因為***它剛把你的晚飯給吃了。”

　　：聽話的病人

　　brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?

　　布朗：看到你身體這樣不好真讓人難過。你去看醫生了嗎?

　　jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.

　　傑克：看過了，我現在一天洗三次澡。

　　brown: what for?

　　布朗：為什麼?

　　jack: don't know, doctor's orders. he gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" one tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water.

　　傑克：我也不知道，這是醫生的囑咐。他給了我一些藥並告訴我要按照藥瓶上的說明去做。說明上面寫著“一天三次在水中服一湯匙。”