倆人英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用。小編精心收集了倆人英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　倆人英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　懶惰的結果

　　Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny? Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

　　媽媽：約翰尼，你今天放學以後為什麼被留下了? 約翰尼：老師叫我們寫一篇題為《懶惰的結果》的作文，我交了一張白卷。

　　倆人英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。

　　父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

　　倆人英語笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　誰的爸爸更強壯

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

　　維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?　那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”

　　比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎? 那是我爸爸打死的。”

　　倆人英語笑話帶翻譯篇4

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。