有關英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。小編分享有關英語笑話帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!

　　有關英語笑話帶翻譯：A threat 恐嚇

　　A commuter sitting on a subway train reading a paper back was so sprawled out in the seat that the woman next to him had very little room. When she asked if he could move a bit, he refused.

　　Just then, a man opposite them yelled, "Why don't you sit like a human being!"

　　"What are you going to do if I don't?" came the reply.

　　"Well, for one thing, I'll tell you how that book ends."

　　一位跑地鐵通勤的傢伙四肢伸展地坐在座位上看著一本平裝小說。他旁邊的女士被擠的實在難忍，便要求稍微挪動一下，卻遭到了他的拒絕。

　　這時，坐在對面的一位先生喊道：“你為什麼不能像人一樣坐著呢?”

　　“我就是不願意，看你能把我怎麼樣?”

　　那個人回答說：“那好，只有一個辦法了，我會告訴你這本書是怎樣結的尾。”

　　有關英語笑話帶翻譯：A clear explanation 最好的解釋

　　Working at a theater box-office ticket window poses many challenges in dealing with people.

　　A disgruntled customer at a window near mine exclaimed: "No tickets? What do you mean no tickets?"

　　The woman waiting on him smiled sweetly. "I'm terribly sorry," she replied. "Which word didn't you understand?"

　　在戲院售票視窗售票時常與這種人打交道，從而會出現很多新鮮事兒。

　　一次，我隔壁售票口傳來了顧客的抱怨聲：“沒有票啦?你說的沒票了是什麼意思?”

　　那位女服務員笑容可掬地回答說：先生，實在對不起您，哪個字不明白?”

　　有關英語笑話帶翻譯：I am Lost 老子迷路了

　　There was a man who raised a pig. He felt tired of it and gave it up. However, the pig knew the way to go home. The man did not succeed in doing so several times.

　　One day, the man drove an vehicle, turning many times on the way, then gave it up. Late at night, he telephoned to his family and asked: "Had the pig returned home?"

　　A member of his family answered: "It had." The man roared: "Let it answer the telephone. I am lost!"

　　某人養一豬，煩，棄之，然豬知歸路，數棄無功。

　　一日，其駕車轉了很多彎尋豬，深夜致電家人，問：“豬歸否?”

　　答曰：“已歸!” 其怒吼：“讓它接電話，老子迷路了!

　　有關英語笑話帶翻譯：Patience 耐心

　　My friend and I were busy mending fences when my house-keeper arrived. Several times during the day, she drove out, returning 45 minutes later. Feeling curious, my friend asked her:

　　"Where do you keep going?"

　　"Some darn birds built a nest in my car bumper!" she exclaimed. "Every two hours I have to go home because the parents are waiting go feed their young. I wish they'd hurry up and raise those kids."

　　我和我的朋友正在忙著修籬笆，這時候，我的管家也來了。在這一天中，她開車出去了好幾次，每次都是四十分鐘後回來，我的朋友感到很奇怪，於是問她：

　　“你總出去幹什麼?”

　　“一些該死的鳥在我的汽車保險槓上出了築一個巢，”她說，“我必須每隔兩小時回一趟家，不然那些大鳥就會等在那裡餵它的小鳥，我真希望它們快點把她們的孩子喂大。”

　　有關英語笑話帶翻譯：Good excuse 巧妙的藉口

　　Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicappedpersons.

　　Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When the man was questioned if he knew the parking regulations. He answered correctly. Then the policeman further questioned why he was parking his car there.

　　"Oh, I injured my leg last week. The doctor said I would become disabled if I didn't get proper treatment. Now I'm experiencing what I feel like to be an disabled person."

　　當那些正常人因把車錯停在專供殘疾人用的停車位而被警察抓到時，他們總是能找到各種各樣的藉口。

　　一次，一個警察阻止一個人把車停在殘疾人的專用位上。當警察問他是否知道這個停車的規定時，他說她知道。然後警察接著問他為什麼還故意把車停在那兒。

　　那人回答說：“哦，上星期我摔傷了腿，大夫說，如果我不很好治療，我就會變殘疾，現在我想先體驗一下作個殘疾人是什麼滋味。”