簡單的超短英文笑話閱讀

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。本文是簡單的超短英文笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Going to the movies

　　Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

　　What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?

　　A full set of teeth.

　　Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?

　　Almost took out the whole trailer park.

　　How can you tell if a redneck is married?

　　There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

　　What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

　　In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

　　Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

　　How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?

　　Two.

　　One to eat, and one to watch for cars.