幽默雙語短笑話精選

　　笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來帶翻譯，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.

　　文學課上，一個學生問老師是否看過一本最新的暢銷小說。老師說還沒有看過那本書。

　　"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”

　　“太讓人吃驚了，”這個學生說，“這本書已經出版好幾個月了。”

　　"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.

　　“那麼你看過莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》嗎?”老師問。

　　"No，”said the student.

　　“沒有。”學生回答道。

　　"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”

　　“太遺憾了!你最好快點兒，因為這本書已經出版了好幾百年了。”

　　2：

　　Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

　　在一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數不多的條件時，得有點創造性。當問及我是否受過其他的倍訓時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程式設計課。我得到了那份工作。

　　I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

　　我沒有提到那門功課我重複學了三年才考及格。

　　3：

　　A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading:"Mo-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school.Prepare Pop."

　　校園裡流傳著這樣的故事:一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著:“媽媽—我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除了。讓爸爸做好準備。”

　　Two days later he received a response:"Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”

　　兩天以後，他收到了回電:“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”