幽默輕鬆雙語小笑話
“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!
1:
Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.
娜塔莎是一個俄國女孩，有一天奶奶帶她進城去買東西。在大街上她們看到許多公共汽車和小汽車。
Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother，“Do you know which bus is the best?”
娜塔莎停住問奶奶:“奶奶，您知道哪一輛車最好嗎?”
"Oh，I don’t know.”Her grandmother could not understand why she had asked such a question and,in turn,she asked her granddaughter，"Can you tell me which of them is the best?”
“啊，我不知道。”奶奶不明白她為什麼要這樣問，就反過來問小孫女:“你能告訴我哪一輛最好嗎?”
"No.5 is the best one."
“5號最好。”
"why?”
“為什麼?”
“Because it has got full marks-5!”
“因為它得了滿分—5分!”
2:
One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he asked，"What is the meaning of the word‘drunk’，dads”
一天，父親與小兒子一起回家。這孩子正好處於那種對什麼事情都感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“‘醉’字是什麼意思?”
"Well，my son，”his father replied，“Look， there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”
“唔，孩子，”父親回答道，“你瞧站在那兒的兩個警察。如果我把他們看成四個，那麼我就算醉了。”
"But，dad，”the boy said，"There is only one policeman!”
“可是，爸爸，”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
3:
Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God，"she said，“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”
朱麗葉在做睡前禱告。“上帝啊，”她說道，“讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said，"Julia，why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”
媽媽打斷她說:“朱麗葉，你為什麼要求上帝讓那不勒斯成為義大利的首都呢?”
And Julia replied，“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”
朱麗葉回答說:“因為我在地理考卷上是這麼寫的。”
4:
My teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he asked me to help him pick a shirt to wear to a party. On his bed were the choices: blue，white and beige.
我那十來歲的兒子正在愛頂牛的年齡，父母說東他偏往西。一次他要去參加一個舞會，請我幫他選一件襯衫。這可把我樂壞了。他床上有好幾件襯衫:藍的、白的和米色的。
"I like the blue one."I said.
“我喜歡藍的。”我說。
"What is your second choice?"
“你還喜歡哪件?”
"The white one."
“白的。”
"Thanks，"he said and put on the beige shirt.
“多謝了。”他說著便穿上了那件米色的襯衫。