校園經典幽默笑話

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　　：無聊的課

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.

　　在開普吉拉多市的東南密蘇里州立大學上學的時候，我喜歡的幾個老師之中有一個以他的幽默感而出名。

　　Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.

　　給新生上頭一節課，他給學生解釋在他課上的紀律，他說：“我知道我的課經常會很枯燥乏味，所以我並不介意你們在課上看錶。

　　I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"

　　然而，我堅決不允許你們把表重重的摔在課桌上，以此來檢查你的表是不是還在走。”

　　：也許這個名字真管用

　　During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.

　　我在大學教演講課程，一次上課時，我談到一位中國學生，在來到美國後想起一個英文名來紀念他的新家。

　　"She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.

　　她選擇了耐心這個名字，我跟課堂上的學生說，因為她想別人提醒她要有耐心。

　　Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."

　　每一次有人喊她名字的時候，這個資訊就會被強調一次。我問我的學生他們想給她取一個什麼樣的名字，他們琢磨了一會，一個男生說“發財”。

　　：點名

　　On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.

　　大學的第一天，文學課我坐在了前排。

　　The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began,

　　教授告訴我們這學期必須得讀五本書，他提供我們可供選擇的作者名單。隨後他緩步走上講臺，拿出課本，

　　"Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."

　　“貝克、布萊克、布魯斯、卡特、庫克…”為了寫下所有的名字，我不得不瘋狂的作著記錄。這時有人輕輕的拍我肩膀，坐在我後面的學生悄悄告訴我：“他在點名呢。”