比較搞笑的英文句子
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。還有哪些呢？下面由小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!
精選
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.
我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那隻敏捷的棕色狐狸跳過了一隻懶惰的狗。
***這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。***
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠?
7Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
膠水為啥就不會粘在膠水瓶裡面啊?
8The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。
如果放在家裡的東西找不回來，最容易的辦法就是去買個新的回來。
9I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。
自從我聽說“人還是死於天然原因者居多”之後，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
10How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
不慎的時候只要一根火柴就足以引發森林大火，而想點燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。
園藝定律：區分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。
大全
1、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
2、When two's company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是!
3、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚***聯絡***。
4、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什麼學來著?
5、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
6、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
7、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
8、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你貿然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看。
9、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “
”努力工作不會導致死亡!“不過我不會用自己去證明。
10、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
12、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
14、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。 ***老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈***
15、”Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
”現在的夢想決定著你的將來“，所以還是再睡一會吧。
16、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
17、”Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! ”
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。
18英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.
中文：考試害了多少個孩子，讓多少誠實的孩子學會了作弊。
19英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.
中文：對於美女，看兩眼就行，轉身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。
20英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.
中文：你有沒有發現，那些討厭你的人，長得都特別醜。
21英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.
中文：自從會玩QQ後，我發現我拼音越來越好了，讀書都沒這效果。
22英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.
中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個妞。
23英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!
中文：我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手菸!
24英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.
中文：考試有人靠的是實力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。
25英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.
中文：國外：思想和才能才是王道，國內：關係和馬屁才能橫行。
26英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.
中文：聽到老師說又要開始罰錢，我就知道是他工資花完了。
27英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.
中文：男人情史豐富那叫風流，女人情史豐富那叫風騷。
28英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.
中文：一個人快活，兩個人生活，三個人就是你死我活。
29英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.
中文：毛爺爺說，不以結婚為目的的搞物件都是耍流氓。
30英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?
中文：大哥，把你臉上的解析度調低點好嗎?
31英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.
中文：天上沒有白掉的餡餅，倒有白掉的磚頭。
32英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
中文：理想就像內褲，要有，但不能逢人就去證明你有!