比較搞笑的英文笑話閱讀

　　笑話是實際生活中客觀存在的，作為文學式樣，它的特徵是戲謔、諷刺，其功能是啟迪、警示。它淵源流長、值得研究、探討。小編精心收集了比較搞笑的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　比較搞笑的英文笑話篇1

　　結局好的就是好

　　Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner.

　　三個重聽很嚴重的朋友在街角碰面。

　　"Windy today, isn't it?" said the first.

　　“今天風好大，不是嗎?’第一個說。

　　"No, it's Thursday, " said the second.

　　“不，今天是禮拜四，”第二個說。

　　"Me too; let's go get a drink, " said the third.

　　“我也很渴，走，我們去喝杯飲料，”第三個說道。

　　比較搞笑的英文笑話篇2

　　我的牙齒好痛喔!

　　The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed.

　　一個非常吝嗇的守財奴終於去牙科看牙齒。

　　"Well, sir," said the dentist,

　　“先生，”牙醫說道，

　　"I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to come out.”

　　“恐怕你拖得太久了，這些牙齒都要拔掉才行。

　　"How much will that cost?" inquired the skinflint.

　　“那得花多少錢?，’小氣鬼問醫生。

　　"A thousand dollars. "

　　“一千塊美金。”

　　Here 's a hundred ,"said the tightwad ,"Just loosen them up a bit."

　　“這裡是一百塊，”吝嗇鬼說。“只要稍微把它們鬆動一點就好。

　　比較搞笑的英文笑話篇3

　　聽起來還算公平

　　A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day.

　　一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說當天發生的事。

　　"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

　　“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”

　　"Really? Who won?"

　　“真的嗎後來誰贏了?”

　　"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity.

　　“沒有人贏，算扯平吧。他們沒拿到一毛錢，而我們也沒有電可用。”